Ask The Pasta Monsters

Ben how short are you do the others call you shrimp or mini link

Anonymous

BEN: I’m 4’2”…

my friends say that you all are cheep knock offs who don't exist! (crazy i know) what do you have to say about that!

Anonymous

Jeff: Thinks we don’t exist?

I’m right behind you.

well thanks for the credits batter *sits on my spinny chair and mask gos into a frog mask* want something?

Jeff: No thanks.

Jeff who wold you rather kill Justin bieber or lady gaga in a meat dress

Anonymous

Jeff: Bieber.

Jeffy! I love you! -hugs-

Anonymous

Jeff: I love you too random anon!

So no kisses from BEN? :(

Anonymous

BEN: *Kiss*

Ben, what do you think of your fangirls? :)

Anonymous

BEN: I think they’re a bit crazy… But come on, how many fangirls can I possibly have?

miaou~ *paps jeffs head* do you have credits~ dear,batter?

Jeff: Uh… Sure… Take some.

Ben, will you marry me? <3 :)

Anonymous

BEN: It’s not best to wed what is already dead.

Eyeless Jack how do you look without the mask plz show me

handsome jack